{"product_id":"my-body-is-a-machine-that-turns-everything-into-diarrhea-unisex","title":"My Body Is A Machine That Turns Everything Into Diarrhea Unisex Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eCustom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eDon’t let the mockup fool you – this isn’t just a tee. Get this design on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. You pick, we produce. Simple as that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly \u0026amp; Soft\u003c\/strong\u003e – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eThrow It On \u0026amp; Go\u003c\/strong\u003e – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrom American Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavy Blend Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz, 50\/50 cotton\/polyester – cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Sport Grey contains a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for color consistency.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReference the charts below before you order:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .pc-card { margin:16px 0; background:transparent; color:inherit; border:1px solid currentColor; border-color:color-mix(in srgb, currentColor 15%, transparent); border-radius:12px; padding:20px; 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