{"product_id":"dont-piss-off-old-people-the-older-we-get-the-less-life-in-prison-is-a-deterrent-shirt-unisex","title":"Don’t piss off old people the older we get the less life in prison is a deterrent shirt Unisex","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMade-to-Order Graphic Apparel – Bold \u0026amp; Comfortable\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe mockup shows a T-Shirt, but this design is available on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie. Just pick your style, color, and size – we’ll produce it exactly the way you want.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eFabric That Delivers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eFits Like It Should\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic cut, taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainably Sourced\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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